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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

ehnick:

if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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"How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head."
-Nina LaCour, Hold Still (via poetrist)